Getting my wisdom teeth taken out tomorrow morning
Today is my last day with a functioning face.
HEY MISAN!!! (or Paul in this case) your ironic...
MISAN! HEEEYYYY! do you see it yet? How about now? How about NOW? Pay no attention to those strangers in the background. I may or may not be related to them. Herro. But yeah! So greetings from the most ironic city on Earth. We’re so ironic we use beaches as our postcards. The freaking beaches bro. So here’s your totally original card, made by yours truly....
Harmless Peanut-butter-chocolate-pretzel ice cream...
Hmmm… Wait a second… WAT. OH GOD. I will kill everyone you love.